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Savior
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medical opinion

Post by Savior » October 26th, 2005, 12:25 pm

An 85 year-old man goes to see his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling?
The 85 year-old says, "I've never felt better! Life is great and I now have a 25 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then replies - "I have another 85 year old patient, much like you, who is an avid Beaver hunter. He never misses a hunting season. Last year he told me ! he was going out hunting, he was in a hurry and he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his rifle.
When he got to the creek where he liked to hunt, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream. As he raised his cane, he realized it was not his rifle but he still took aim and yelled 'bang, bang'. Just then two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 85 year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of stray rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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